Everyone and every item is a person

Your laptop and phone are each a person. Your comb is a person. Your next door neighbour ant is a person. A mug is a person. Bacteria is a person. Your clothes are each one person each. Raw food items like apples and oranges and grapes etc. are people. A dog is a person. A cat is a person. Every person can talk. Humans and animals are not food items. Every person can keep changing until they are the most attractive person they can be and still stay in their species group of looks. Every person can have sex with every person infinite times forever. Dream people are people too and they are distinct from the awake people. Dream people live in dreamland and wake people live in wakeland.